A Log Fit For Burning

Hey, kids! Here’s an old polaroid I found in my basement. I used a version of the pigpen cipher to describe what it’s a picture of. Can’t crack the code? Click here for the solution!

I jumped on the ‘Chocolate Rain’ remix bandwagon and made this :

Get some popcorn…

Here’s my visual review of the remake of the remake of Hairspray :

Word around the house is that I kicked the bed last night, sat up, opened my eyes, and said, “I’m seeing things through glaciers”.

I saw SiCKO last night. What a powerful movie. I don’t give a crap what your political bent is, but I’ll tell you two things that are true :
1) One day you will get sick
2) One day you will die
We spend BILLIONS of dollars filling the coffers of the likes of GE, Halliburton, KBR, and Blackwater in the interest of fighting invisible evildoers, looking for weapons of mass destruction that aren’t there. If the Iraq occupation isn’t proof that the private sector has no place doing the job of government then nothing is. If we can spend tax money to bomb hospitals, we can spend tax money to build hospitals. If we can spend tax money to put napalm onto and bullets into children, we can spend tax money to build schools and educate children. I guess I’m a hippie or something. Whatever. I also know how to kill you with my hands. So there.

Two Commies, Michael Moore and Bill Maher, talk about something unAmerican, I’m sure :

Neil Young sings about why we should impeach George W. Bush :

Go to impeachbush.org
How long are we going to let this country be run by people who WANT the world to end?

Thirty years ago this August, Elvis Presley, whilst reading “The Scientific Search for the Face of Jesus”, strained his balloon knot for the last time. He was constantly full of pills and so overweight that urban legends would begin to circulate about the 40+lbs of impacted feces found in his colon. For those who may have been living under Iraq for the last 100 years or so, Elvis Presley was an American superhero who invented the concepts of music and art, as well as bringing tickling fetishists to the forefront of the American psyche. Elvis’ manager, Andreas Cornelius van Kuijk (“the colon”), predicted on his deathbed that in 2007 Elvis would return to earth to restore peace to the middle east. In anticipation of this event the folks over at the Reeses Peanut Butter Cup factory have decided to hitch their wagons to a winning horse and release this :

It’s just like a regular Reeses Peanut Butter Cup but for two differences :
1. – It’s humongous. About three times the size of a normal Reeses Peanut Butter Cup.
2. – There’s a layer of yellow banana chewing gum flavored goo inside.

The good people at Pez have gotten on board by releasing the 7th, 8th, and 9th Pez dispensers to feature the heads of real people. The first 6 were Betsy Ross, Paul Revere, Daniel Boone, and three guys from Orange County Choppers. The Elvis Pez collection features Elvis the three ways his fans remember him with the most fondness; dressed as a Chinese soldier, nude, and dressed up like Liberace.