My resolutions are all actions which I resolve to perform. My goals are my own and will not be posted here, although you might be able to guess some of them.
-Count my caloric intake and try to maintain around 2,000 to 2,500 daily
-Continue my daily exercise routine
Weekdays :
-100 jumping jacks
-100 squats
-100 push-ups
-100 sit-ups (60 while holding a 25 pound weight)
-300 crunches
-100 lunges
Everyday :
-10 sun salutes (Suryanamaskar)
-My resolution is to not only continue these exercises but to add to them (daily) either a run or walk of one mile
-Daily standing yogic poses
-Go back to Krav Maga at least 2x per week
-Drink beer not more than 3x/week, more than 24 fluid ounces not more than 1x/week
-Rebuild the bathrooms in my house
-Sell the second house
-Obtain a joint patent
-Transcribe and illustrate a King James Bible with my left hand
-Brew not less than once per month
-Learn a new language, either Spanish or Dutch
-Read books by Robert Anton Wilson, Sam Harris, G.I. Gudjieff, and James Joyce
-Play one Bill Parker and His Motherscratchers show and be monetarily compensated fairly for it
-Record not less than one album with T.B. (you’re the first person to ever wonder if his name is tuberculosis)
-Vote in a U.S. presidential election for someone whose name is not Giuliani, Romney, Clinton, or Thompson
I guess that’s it for now. If I’m alive at the end of 2008 I might revisit this list and see how I did. If I’m not, you can print this out and cry about my dashed hopes and dreams. And then I’ll see you in hell.








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