Archive for December, 2008

Also : thanks to whoever sent us McSweeny’s #17!!!!!

Is this the invention I’ve been working on?

The most valuable knowledge to the security guards right now is how to explain the concept of “metal detector” in Tuvan

I think I know why McSorley’s serves raw onions : so your boss won’t know you’ve been drinking

Black Santa, smoling cigarette, wearing sunglasses, giving passers-by the Roman / Nazi salute : T Mobile store, Detroit

Sometimes I wonder how a man with so many white hairs on his head can act little more mature than a boy with no hair on his balls

I just heard someone use the word “lieu” correctly for the first time in several years. Good jod, you speak gooder than everyone.

Coleman A Young Municipal Center basement has waterless urinals, with a bee that you pee on

When I was a kid this was my favorite cartoon from the era where all Disney artists seemed to be fucked up all kinds of drugs :