Archive for January, 2009

I always thought that “let’s drink to the unhealthy head” was a much better line than “let’s drink to the uncounted heads”. But then Keef fell out of a coconut tree.

If I had a gun I’d probably shoot the TV every time Sean Hannity’s dumb face lit the screen. I’m somewhat lycanthropic every time that vacuous full moon with a dead porcupine atop bumbles through ham fisted attempts at Gingrichian right-wing NLP talking points. I was watching the Fox “news” channel last night in an apparent atonement attempt for some foul atrocities performed in a past life. I am hoarse, of course. Now I discover this clip :

I’m pretty sure that the thing which drives a person to nudism is the desire to have a completely laundered wardrobe

In fact, it’s cold as hell

The Janitor’s Drinking Problem doing Ween’s “pumpin’ for the man”

Gelatin : Vocals
Townboy : Lead Guitar
Clark : Guitar
I don’t remember the bassor or the drummists names but I think one of them was named Bronson and he was making his own gasoline or something. I think maybe the drummer’s name was Jason. But if you get that wrong on a test it’s your fault.

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