A Log Fit For Burning

I pick my nose too but not when I’m the only other person waiting for the elevator

Security theatre pop quiz : if my bag goes through the machine but the guard doesn’t look at it are we still safe?

For some reason I still can’t post videos here, so here’s the link to the video I’m trying to post here. Maybe it’s my computer or somethin’, I dunno. Maybe it’s because Mark Gormley is too fucking intense.

Mark Gormley is completely redefining intensity.

The Escalade pickup truck makes you look smart like a man who pays extra for a pewter hammer. I tape a box to my dog’s ass : it hauls better

Chung’s in Detroit’s old Chinatown looks like it had a gas explosion.