A Log Fit For Burning

• Detroit News, Detroit Free Press, USA Today all have front page, above the fold stories on basketball today. Is it really the internet? #

Detroit News, Detroit Free Press, USA Today all have front page, above the fold stories on basketball today. Is it really the internet?

• To the guy driving backward up the freeway entrance ramp @ 94 & Gratioit : just because your car is facing the right way… #

To the guy driving backward up the freeway entrance ramp @ 94 & Gratioit : just because your car is facing the right way…

• “You can change your name, your number, your address, but you’re the only one I love & you can’t change that” stalker anthem : Greektown #

Over the past two days I have killed two mice. I looked for those non-lethal mouse traps, but I didn’t look very hard and I sure didn’t find any. So two down.

Yesterday, someone busted out that small rear passenger side window in my car when I left it overnight at work. I don’t know what you call it, the little window that’s close to the big window. The window that’s a triangle. The window that used to open sideways back when things were better.

While I was picking up the stupid fucking glass I kept hearing some bizarre Freddy Krueger scraping noise coming from the gutter drain. It was a bird stuck in the drain. So I rescued it. I’ve saved one bird and killed two mice, and someone busted out my car window with a large stone. This is how you turn a cliche inside out.

And today I got a bunch of 1970’s Playboys and Penthouses. Like about 12 large boxes full of nudie magazines. Unfortunately, these are pre-piss-shots era Penthouse. I’m not into piss shots erotically, I’m into piss shots hilariously. Anyways, I’m now in the business of moving large amounts of vintage porn for maximum profits. Hopefully. If they don’t sell I’ll probably just pee on them while jerking off.

I just took this picture like 10 minutes ago.

“You can change your name, your number, your address, but you’re the only one I love & you can’t change that” stalker anthem : Greektown

• “Have you eva seen a Chevy with the Butta Fly doors?” – flyer for a big-butt party at a strip club , Greektown #
• Calyptro version of “I Got You Babe” making me resent humanity – Greektown Casino #

Calyptro version of “I Got You Babe” making me resent humanity – Greektown Casino

“Have you eva seen a Chevy with the Butta Fly doors?” – flyer for a big-butt party at a strip club , Greektown