A Log Fit For Burning

I’ve been working on this invention with Terry B, Chuck Damage, and Tim Ryan for a few years now. Our patent papers are in and it’s now for sale. It’s a tool for a drummer to keep a kick drum in place. We hope to sell four or five billion of these things.

Terry and I shot our first commercial last night. We’re planning a new one right now.

Buy it now!

Buy the Cinderblock for $19.99 plus $4.95 S&H in the US. For international shipping contact us.

The cinderblock solves the age-old drummer’s dilemma of how to keep the kick drum in place. No more lugging around bricks or hauling rugs or ruining your floors with spikes. Our unique patent-applied-for T-1 aluminum hooking device fastens to the tension rods of any drum causing you to become the anchor of your own drum. We make these by hand in Michigan. Click on this thing below to get one sent to your house.

• I’ve decided that in the afterlife I’m going to eat souls. I’m going to eat Pat Robertson’s soul. #

I’ve decided that in the afterlife I’m going to eat souls. I’m going to eat Pat Robertson’s soul.